{"product_id":"im-not-available-for-this-mug-funny-sarcastic-11oz-coffee-cup","title":"I'm Not Available For This Mug — Funny Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup","description":"A quiet, honest mug that speaks before you do. Smooth white ceramic carries the small, deadpan line—\"I'm not available for this.\"—so your morning coffee can set the boundary for the day. It settles into routines: a slow sip at the kitchen counter, a brief refuge during a hectic workday, or a steady presence in a shared office when you need calm distance. The tone is wry, clear, and quietly self-respecting—perfect for those who value soft assertiveness over confrontation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug fits into a life that appreciates low-key humor and direct communication. Use it when you need a gentle reminder to protect your time, during back-to-back meetings, or as a companion on a crowded commute. The simple typography and clean ceramic let the message land without fuss, making it feel personal rather than performative.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic with rounded corners and classic C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e- Compact 0.33 L capacity—great for coffee or tea\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47220606304482,"sku":"29961663428291277747","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/5730\/6850\/files\/20260115155037-1f0f229e-f9f9-67c0-8cdb-c6581bd693b0.png?v=1768492363","url":"https:\/\/theteeandtrinketco.myshopify.com\/products\/im-not-available-for-this-mug-funny-sarcastic-11oz-coffee-cup","provider":"The Tee \u0026 Trinket Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}